Woman Rips Off Ex-Boyfriend's Left Testicle.

Discussion in 'General' started by arnisador, Jun 5, 2010.

  1. arnisador

    arnisador Active Member

    Woman jailed for testicle attack

    A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison.

    How can that only be worth two-and-a-half years?!?
  2. Carol

    Carol <font color = blue><b>Technical Administrator</b><

    Don't worry, she'll be out in a year with good behaviour.
  3. Bob Hubbard

    Bob Hubbard Darth Vindicatus Supporting Member

    ** avoids the spit or swallow joke **


  4. silat1

    silat1 Active Member

    Guess that kind of mountain oysters were out of season.. It must have been spoiled and smelled funny.
  5. That's UK law for you.

    Now, if you get caught selling a goldfish to an under 16 year old you'll be electronically tagged and given a 10pm - 8am curfew for a year.

    And don't let the police catch you waving a knife at a home intruder. Oh no :( You'll be in trouble for that too.

    Rip a testicle off and you could well be out in as little as 18 months. Makes sense :(
  6. arnisador

    arnisador Active Member

    Is it five years for both, or could you serve those terms concurrently? :kicknuts:
  7. arnisador

    arnisador Active Member

    Testicles seem to be in the news recently:

    Suspect Twisted Guard's Testicles, Cops Say

    Robin Roberts Also Allegedly Pulled Knife

  8. Carol

    Carol <font color = blue><b>Technical Administrator</b><

    Wow. That took balls. .... literally.

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