Modern Military diversity

Discussion in 'The Den' started by silat1, Jul 23, 2009.

  1. silat1

    silat1 Active Member

    While the C-5 was turning over its engines, a female crewman gave the
    G.I.s on board the usual information regarding seat belts, emergency exits,
    etc.
    Finally, she said, 'Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain,
    Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to Afghanistan '
    An old Master Sargeant sitting in the eighth row thought to himself, 'Did
    I hear her right? Is the captain a woman? '
    When the attendant came by he said 'Did I understand you right? Is the
    captain a woman?
    'Yes,'! said the attendant, 'In fact, this entire crew is female.'
    'My God,' he said, 'I wish I had two double scotch and sodas. I don't know
    what to think with only women up there in the cockpit.'
    'That's another thing, Sergeant,' she said ."We No Longer Call It The
    Cockpit. It's The Box Office."

    Quote of the day:
    'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm,
    she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If
    you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.. If you give her a smile,
    she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
    So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of ****.
     
  2. Kezhound

    Kezhound KEZ

    So totally true. Not that I have any experience dishing it out. Nope. None at all.
     
  3. Kailat

    Kailat KAILAT KOMBATIVES GROUP

    Bill, you never cease to amaze me bro... that was an excellent post brother... Let me know when you get this way again.. my GF just read your QUOTE OF THE DAY she reallly loved it.. she said she was going to use that.. lol.. U DA MAN
     

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